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1.) What is your dream when you were in your childhood years?
I wish I never get to afternoon school. Its make me so embarrassing cause I keep crying every morning i reach there, my friends said the school had a ghost living in the hall. Which i every morning gather there o.0
3.) Which colour you like most? Black or White?
It doenst matter. If its colour full then its okay .
4.) Who would you marry to?
Didnt think too much about it. But at least can live happily together and he loves me very much, thats all.
5.) Where is the place you would like to go most?
NEW YORK!! actually ^^
Hong Kong Disney Land, Japan Disney Land and Hawaii, Chicago and lots lots more ^^
6.) Who are you most afraid of losing?
Him
7.) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
Blog it out ! Duh ! And force everyone to read it..
so i dont need to waste energy telling them one by one ..LOL
8.) What was the best thing you've learned in 2007?
How to accept people NOT !!
9.) If you had a chance (plastic surgery whatsoever), which part of your body would you change?
Everything
10.) What is the most terrible thing or incident that has happened to you?
26/6/2008 =.+"
i guess so o.0
11.) What are the requirements that you wish for your another half?
Love me forever
Never dumb me
12.) Which type of person do you hate most?
Betrayer
13.) What is your ambition?
A job that earns lotsa moneeeey ^^
14.) Would you rather be someone else at this moment?
Wei hua that always laugh for at least 5 minutes.
15.) If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Can see him everyday
16.) What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?
Dream
17.) Who's your favourite cartoon character?
Sailormoon
18.) What do you think that is most important in your life?
The only thing i want
19.) Describe your dream house.
Its a Semi-D. The garden is big enough for me to park at least 5 BMW. And a little fountain with 7 fishes inside. The living had 2 parts. 1st with TV and karaoke. 2nd is just a room with sofa, peaceful. A big dining table somewhere near the side corridor and near the stairs. Kitchen had dry kitchen and wet kitchen. Dry kitchen must have a island table. Wet kitchen's sink must be shiny. The guest room is furnished. At the back of the garden is a place for my pet. Maybe a Saint Bernard o.0. Going up to the living room is a TV with X-Box player. Big speakers and a radio. Master room is prettily furnished too . Second room is a computer room, 2 comps or more. Everything is prepared nicely. Others room is still normal bedroom.
Maybe for my bro, mum or dad. ^^ Im done .
20.) What's your current mood?
Abit lost. Feel like never wake up again after sleeping on my bed.
Cause i can feel my pain again.
Tags was a price for.
Me.
Just Me.
No one else but Me.
Only Me.
Friday, June 27
>| ?.Heart.Breaking.? |<
>| ?Why am I so stupid? |<
How i know why are you stupid, wei hua? lol It was just a . . a . . a . . . . . . i dont know what to name that day ..but i know it was 26th of June o.0 and it was just normally ..a sad day? maybe.. maybe not.. maybe its a good hint? i dont knoww..and today? i know im stupid to cried it out loud . . .
. . .
. . .
ITS ALL BECAUSE OF JASON =.=
I feel like dreaming and i did . i dream for a whole day and i dont know why.. Sarah knows im dreaming..so she try to slap me for waking me up.. maybe my eyes are tired ..and when i was joking as usual..i were laughing but suddenly stop cause i don get myself into the jokes... asking myself why am i laughing so happily..
i was stunt again
Recess time.. i was joking so happily with wen .. i shout so loudly " Im a Big Fat Multi-Coloured Polka Dotted Cow " i know im stupid and lame.. but im just trying to tell wen and sarah that im okay ..or maybe thats the way to cheer everyone up ^^ actually im not so happy with my jokes today .. i cant just laugh for 5 minutes as usual to forget some thing already.. it doesn't work anymore ! and i went to see chee hong.. when he saw me at the corridor. . he went back in his class, throwing his bag on his chair..
Trying to advice me.. ' If u really really really really ( i dont know how many times he repeated )' but i interrupted him.. ' Okay, i know what u wan to say . continue'
'Its been 3 years right? so try to get someone or you, yourself.. to CONFESS'
'Okay. . But i think it will be worser'
'Its already 3 years.. Why dont you just tell, if not it would be worser'
I was looking around..i dont know what to do and i can hear my heart beat when listening to his advice . .
haiz.. wei hua ah wei hua.. why things suddenly gone so wrong??
I dont know !! i asked my self tons of question but i just cant answer it !!
'I will think about it..See first and i'll give u an answer'
He said ok .. but it driving me crazier .. lol
things are like that.. when you really like someone after a long time.. now i get it
but i don wan to make things worse and thats all..
i still don know whats my answer
Going back home.. mum was asking what i wanna eat..
we're gonna eat somewhere near..
so i decided to go to ikano..
even though the food looks delicious at ikea..
but i can taste it at all like yesterday night..
yesterday night i ate lamb chop with mashed potatoes.. it was my favourite food
but i found out its not nice at all..maybe is my mood..
anyways i went to Popular bookstore..
looking for some confessing girlish book which is my 1st time doing it..
i drag my mum there and i found out there's a book
"10 ways to cope your boy"
haha.. 1st time reading this type of book.Inside there was a quiz ..
You and Your Lad : Suit him or Boot him.
1. How much did he text you?
a) At least 10 a day
Not at all.
b) Less than 5 a day
Nah. . .
c) Once a day
. . .
d)Once a week
lol lol ..
My answer is not there.. =.+" its Zero a month. its worser than the answers.. i know
2. Does he have a nickname for you?
a) Yes
Nope
b) No
Yup
c) When no one around
We never get to be alone together before =.=
d) When he think its romantic
LoL
3) How often did you meet him?
a) Everyday
Hah ! i wish to
b) Five days a week
Nope
c) Only weekends
Nope
d) it depends
Its a No.. i only get to see him every thursday and thats it..
4) What is his favourite ?
a) His favourite is his MP3 Player
I guess so .. he listen to songs while teacher is teaching and talking to friends..
b) His favourite is his teddy bear.
I don think so .. He looks more mature
c) His favourite is watching football match
I dont know if he did watch football but i know he plays football games on the phone. o.0
d)Forgotten what the book wrote LOL
5) Where did he always spend time on?
a) He spend his time on his lads and with you
I guess so .. but there's without me .. =.+"
b) ??
c) ??
d) ??
I forgotten but i only remember this.. cause this answer suit him i think. o.0
6) What's your idea if u go out with him?
a) Watch movies at the side of the cinema
I hope sooooo ^^
b) Have a candlelit dinner of two in a restaurant
lol .. its sounds so old =.=
c) Watch football at the side of the pitch
Nope
d) Watch football on the telly
It would be boring .. *yawn* What's telly anyways?
7) Whats his idea if he go out with you?
a) Watching movies at the side of the cinema
b) Have a candlelit dinner of two in a restaurant
c) Watch football match at the side of the pitch
d) Watch football match on the telly
I dont know what he's thinking, okay?
8) Will you go out with your mates rather than going out with him?
Forgot the answers =.= sorry
But my answer is . . . i don know
9) My memory SUCKs.. cant remember this question but at least i remember the last question ^^
10) Can you live without boys?
a) Yes
Of course !
b) No
Boy is not part of my life =.=
c) its depends - if i don have a good internet friend
HAHA. . i got a good internet friend ^^ which is MiMi
d) Forgot whats the answer =.=
I think i need to wake up from my dream though
Let me take a nap ..
How i know why are you stupid, wei hua? lol It was just a . . a . . a . . . . . . i dont know what to name that day ..but i know it was 26th of June o.0 and it was just normally ..a sad day? maybe.. maybe not.. maybe its a good hint? i dont knoww..and today? i know im stupid to cried it out loud . . .
. . .
. . .
ITS ALL BECAUSE OF JASON =.=
I feel like dreaming and i did . i dream for a whole day and i dont know why.. Sarah knows im dreaming..so she try to slap me for waking me up.. maybe my eyes are tired ..and when i was joking as usual..i were laughing but suddenly stop cause i don get myself into the jokes... asking myself why am i laughing so happily..
i was stunt again
Recess time.. i was joking so happily with wen .. i shout so loudly " Im a Big Fat Multi-Coloured Polka Dotted Cow " i know im stupid and lame.. but im just trying to tell wen and sarah that im okay ..or maybe thats the way to cheer everyone up ^^ actually im not so happy with my jokes today .. i cant just laugh for 5 minutes as usual to forget some thing already.. it doesn't work anymore ! and i went to see chee hong.. when he saw me at the corridor. . he went back in his class, throwing his bag on his chair..
Trying to advice me.. ' If u really really really really ( i dont know how many times he repeated )' but i interrupted him.. ' Okay, i know what u wan to say . continue'
'Its been 3 years right? so try to get someone or you, yourself.. to CONFESS'
'Okay. . But i think it will be worser'
'Its already 3 years.. Why dont you just tell, if not it would be worser'
I was looking around..i dont know what to do and i can hear my heart beat when listening to his advice . .
haiz.. wei hua ah wei hua.. why things suddenly gone so wrong??
I dont know !! i asked my self tons of question but i just cant answer it !!
'I will think about it..See first and i'll give u an answer'
He said ok .. but it driving me crazier .. lol
things are like that.. when you really like someone after a long time.. now i get it
but i don wan to make things worse and thats all..
i still don know whats my answer
Going back home.. mum was asking what i wanna eat..
we're gonna eat somewhere near..
so i decided to go to ikano..
even though the food looks delicious at ikea..
but i can taste it at all like yesterday night..
yesterday night i ate lamb chop with mashed potatoes.. it was my favourite food
but i found out its not nice at all..maybe is my mood..
anyways i went to Popular bookstore..
looking for some confessing girlish book which is my 1st time doing it..
i drag my mum there and i found out there's a book
"10 ways to cope your boy"
haha.. 1st time reading this type of book.Inside there was a quiz ..
You and Your Lad : Suit him or Boot him.
1. How much did he text you?
a) At least 10 a day
Not at all.
b) Less than 5 a day
Nah. . .
c) Once a day
. . .
d)Once a week
lol lol ..
My answer is not there.. =.+" its Zero a month. its worser than the answers.. i know
2. Does he have a nickname for you?
a) Yes
Nope
b) No
Yup
c) When no one around
We never get to be alone together before =.=
d) When he think its romantic
LoL
3) How often did you meet him?
a) Everyday
Hah ! i wish to
b) Five days a week
Nope
c) Only weekends
Nope
d) it depends
Its a No.. i only get to see him every thursday and thats it..
4) What is his favourite ?
a) His favourite is his MP3 Player
I guess so .. he listen to songs while teacher is teaching and talking to friends..
b) His favourite is his teddy bear.
I don think so .. He looks more mature
c) His favourite is watching football match
I dont know if he did watch football but i know he plays football games on the phone. o.0
d)Forgotten what the book wrote LOL
5) Where did he always spend time on?
a) He spend his time on his lads and with you
I guess so .. but there's without me .. =.+"
b) ??
c) ??
d) ??
I forgotten but i only remember this.. cause this answer suit him i think. o.0
6) What's your idea if u go out with him?
a) Watch movies at the side of the cinema
I hope sooooo ^^
b) Have a candlelit dinner of two in a restaurant
lol .. its sounds so old =.=
c) Watch football at the side of the pitch
Nope
d) Watch football on the telly
It would be boring .. *yawn* What's telly anyways?
7) Whats his idea if he go out with you?
a) Watching movies at the side of the cinema
b) Have a candlelit dinner of two in a restaurant
c) Watch football match at the side of the pitch
d) Watch football match on the telly
I dont know what he's thinking, okay?
8) Will you go out with your mates rather than going out with him?
Forgot the answers =.= sorry
But my answer is . . . i don know
9) My memory SUCKs.. cant remember this question but at least i remember the last question ^^
10) Can you live without boys?
a) Yes
Of course !
b) No
Boy is not part of my life =.=
c) its depends - if i don have a good internet friend
HAHA. . i got a good internet friend ^^ which is MiMi
d) Forgot whats the answer =.=
I think i need to wake up from my dream though
Let me take a nap ..
Thursday, June 26
>| .I.felt.offended. |<
>| I.felt.insulted |<
It was my happy day actually
but it doesn't work at all
at least at the end of the day
some one cheered me up ^^
It was my happy day actually
but it doesn't work at all
at least at the end of the day
some one cheered me up ^^
It was all so normal from morning till afternoon
and i was happy to see one of the shuffler
which is my ex-school friend
he likes to act alot
even during the shuffle battle
i watch him all the time he shuffle
but he did not see me cause i was at a corner . . ?
nvm
my friend asked me to say 'hi' to him
but i did not cause he was busy shuffling
and when i wanted to go to tuition
i saw him walking alone back to the place meet up
and i did it !
i said hi to him and wishing him luck
he was happy to see me too !
and i was happy to see one of the shuffler
which is my ex-school friend
he likes to act alot
even during the shuffle battle
i watch him all the time he shuffle
but he did not see me cause i was at a corner . . ?
nvm
my friend asked me to say 'hi' to him
but i did not cause he was busy shuffling
and when i wanted to go to tuition
i saw him walking alone back to the place meet up
and i did it !
i said hi to him and wishing him luck
he was happy to see me too !
When i get into the car
i felt more hyper even though im tired of schooling
cause i can get to see him ^^
i was wearing uniform and taking my school bags to tuition
im so happy to see him
and i found out i laugh like usual during school time
but this is without controled
i felt more hyper even though im tired of schooling
cause i can get to see him ^^
i was wearing uniform and taking my school bags to tuition
im so happy to see him
and i found out i laugh like usual during school time
but this is without controled
but things is not what you're imagining, wei hua
when i told chee hong about the him
chee hong dunno anything about my secret
so i just tell chee hong about him
so i continued writting my malay essay
and i was listening what him saying
chee hong were doing the same thing
so we both listening what is him talking bout
him started talking about
' How to attract girls or more girls by using some tricks/tactics '
i can hear my heart beat at that time
but i continue steady
knowing myself not doing the essay at all
him continued ' Do you know theres a tactic my friend use to attract girls? '
I cant stand myself unsteady and take a deep breath instead
then chee hong knows what happen
and i think all the tuition friend heard me. . . ? Maybe
so chee hong drawn a broken heart picture on a piece of paper
i forced myself to laugh and pretend not knowing a thing
i did not look how him's expression
cause i dont dare to look at him
again
. . .
i did not hear the last part he told the other friends
after he finished
he doing his homework again
i continued my essay
but when i found chee hong's leg stretched out in front me
i saw a long wound on his leg
so i higher my pitch ' Yerr '
i did not say it was his leg
but at that time
him saw me yelling and he said
'What did u saw? U saw something disgusting?'
i know he is saying sick things
and i don wan to know
but its just chee hong's operated wound
and everyone were laughing at me cause him said this joke
but i take it as a insult
so i smile to them and said nothing
still smiling all the time
to show that im okay with the 'joke'
i can felt something stabbing my heart
then i wrote in a piece of paper to chee hong
saying i felt insulted
and he replied to me
if u really like someone
you'll feel he is insulting you
but actually he just joking
don take it so serious
then i say ok
i said to chee hong
but this is the 1st time!
when him heard i said this is the 1st time
he pretend misunderstand me and trying to joke again
'what 1st time? *laugh* u have that thing 1st time with who? '
i felt more knife stabbing my heart
but i still remain laughing
and replied
i 1st time . . . doing my . . . oral test . . ?
rolling my eyes
saying without any heart breaking faces
and i saw chee hong face rested on his arms
i saw his unhappy face buried in his arms..
and i wrote ' i just keep smilling '
meaning wont let him know i felt upset
and chee hong quickly replied me
'don do that' in a angry pitch even its on a piece of paper
'he will try making it worser'
i think its what he told me
i guess so
cause i cant remember o.0
at that time i know i did not smile
when i told chee hong about the him
chee hong dunno anything about my secret
so i just tell chee hong about him
so i continued writting my malay essay
and i was listening what him saying
chee hong were doing the same thing
so we both listening what is him talking bout
him started talking about
' How to attract girls or more girls by using some tricks/tactics '
i can hear my heart beat at that time
but i continue steady
knowing myself not doing the essay at all
him continued ' Do you know theres a tactic my friend use to attract girls? '
I cant stand myself unsteady and take a deep breath instead
then chee hong knows what happen
and i think all the tuition friend heard me. . . ? Maybe
so chee hong drawn a broken heart picture on a piece of paper
i forced myself to laugh and pretend not knowing a thing
i did not look how him's expression
cause i dont dare to look at him
again
. . .
i did not hear the last part he told the other friends
after he finished
he doing his homework again
i continued my essay
but when i found chee hong's leg stretched out in front me
i saw a long wound on his leg
so i higher my pitch ' Yerr '
i did not say it was his leg
but at that time
him saw me yelling and he said
'What did u saw? U saw something disgusting?'
i know he is saying sick things
and i don wan to know
but its just chee hong's operated wound
and everyone were laughing at me cause him said this joke
but i take it as a insult
so i smile to them and said nothing
still smiling all the time
to show that im okay with the 'joke'
i can felt something stabbing my heart
then i wrote in a piece of paper to chee hong
saying i felt insulted
and he replied to me
if u really like someone
you'll feel he is insulting you
but actually he just joking
don take it so serious
then i say ok
i said to chee hong
but this is the 1st time!
when him heard i said this is the 1st time
he pretend misunderstand me and trying to joke again
'what 1st time? *laugh* u have that thing 1st time with who? '
i felt more knife stabbing my heart
but i still remain laughing
and replied
i 1st time . . . doing my . . . oral test . . ?
rolling my eyes
saying without any heart breaking faces
and i saw chee hong face rested on his arms
i saw his unhappy face buried in his arms..
and i wrote ' i just keep smilling '
meaning wont let him know i felt upset
and chee hong quickly replied me
'don do that' in a angry pitch even its on a piece of paper
'he will try making it worser'
i think its what he told me
i guess so
cause i cant remember o.0
at that time i know i did not smile
When i got home
i straight away throw myself to the bed
i lock my door
cried silently
in my school uniform
but after a while
i felt asleep
when i woke up
i still thinking maybe i should think it okay
it was 8 pm i went to bath
it was 8.30 pm
i eat my dinner at 9 pm
and blog it out at 10 pm
before that
i chat with my pet mum
i told everything to her
and she cheer me up
even though i don know is it true or not
but all she say is
'maybe is a good hint
he trying to annoy you
guys annoy girls is because he like her'
i was happy again ^^
i know im stupid
lol
so im better now ^^
i straight away throw myself to the bed
i lock my door
cried silently
in my school uniform
but after a while
i felt asleep
when i woke up
i still thinking maybe i should think it okay
it was 8 pm i went to bath
it was 8.30 pm
i eat my dinner at 9 pm
and blog it out at 10 pm
before that
i chat with my pet mum
i told everything to her
and she cheer me up
even though i don know is it true or not
but all she say is
'maybe is a good hint
he trying to annoy you
guys annoy girls is because he like her'
i was happy again ^^
i know im stupid
lol
so im better now ^^
Wednesday, June 25
>| mypuppychangedintoaskinnydog |<
Today my mum took my Doggy to a pet shop to groom by sudden
Some where in Kelana Jaya thats what i know
and they paid 70$$ for grooming and bathing
lol its counted expensive already
my doggy was so happy cause it can go travel
Unfortunately, my dog was so upset that his fur had been cut
It is not happy when it got back home
and after i came back home from school, i got shock when i open the door
it was standing in front of me with an ugly outfit
haha my doggy was so sad and i need to comfort it by hugging it so badly = =
If u ever seen my doggy..
you will be shock if u see it without its thick fur
But i didnt groom it properly and i got no time to take care of it
so now it became like this . . .
Some where in Kelana Jaya thats what i know
and they paid 70$$ for grooming and bathing
lol its counted expensive already
my doggy was so happy cause it can go travel
Unfortunately, my dog was so upset that his fur had been cut
It is not happy when it got back home
and after i came back home from school, i got shock when i open the door
it was standing in front of me with an ugly outfit
haha my doggy was so sad and i need to comfort it by hugging it so badly = =
If u ever seen my doggy..
you will be shock if u see it without its thick fur
This is before it went grooming
Cute isnt it?
I was in love with the 'puffy fur-style'
I was in love with the 'puffy fur-style'
RAWR
Looks like a Lion
wuuuu
Even though its always look so puffy with long fur wuuuu
But i didnt groom it properly and i got no time to take care of it
so now it became like this . . .
i like the head
its so cute with short fur in front
its so cute with short fur in front
But when u look at the legs and body parts..
it is not so cute that u imagine
it sucks alot
but i still love it as my doggy
i still hug it everyday after coming back from school
it is not so cute that u imagine
it sucks alot
but i still love it as my doggy
i still hug it everyday after coming back from school
And short fur are nice to touch and clean too!
^^
My dear Wang Wang
I rear u for 4 years
and you're the best
I Love You
^^
My dear Wang Wang
I rear u for 4 years
and you're the best
I Love You
Tuesday, June 24
God versus Science
This is long but
really worth reading. You will see why!
No offense for Christian k ^^
A
science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let
me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of
philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to
stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes sir," the student says.
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do
anything?"
"Yes."
"Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil."
The professor grins
knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you.
Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him You can do it.
Would you help him? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if
you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."
The
student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My
brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to
heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
The
student remains silent.
"No, you can't, can you?" the
professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the
student time to relax.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God
good?"
"Er...yes," the student says.
"Is
Satan good?"
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."
"Then where does Satan come from?"
The student falters.
"From God"
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell
me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"
"Yes."
"So who created evil?" The professor
continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil
exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then
God is evil."
Again, the student has no answer. "Is there
sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they
exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet.
"Yes."
"So who created them?"
The student does
not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?"
There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front
of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto
another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"
The
student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."
The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to
identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"
"No sir. I've never seen Him."
"Then tell us if
you've ever heard your Jesus?"
"No, sir, I have not."
"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your
Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for
that matter?"
"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."
"Yet you still
believe in him?"
"Yes."
"According to the
rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God
doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"
"Nothing," the
student replies. "I only have my faith."
"Yes, faith," the
professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no
evidence, only faith."
The student stands quietly for a moment, before
asking a question of His own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."
"And is there such a thing as cold?"
"Yes, son, there's
cold too."
"No sir, there isn't."
The professor
turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes
very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even
more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or
no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458
degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than
the lowest -458 degrees."
"Every body or object is susceptible
to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or
matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of
heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of
heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because
heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of
it."
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom,
sounding like a hammer.
"What about darkness, professor.
Is there such a thing as darkness?"
"Yes," the professor replies
without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"
"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light,
but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness,
isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word."
"In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness
darker, wouldn't you?"
The professor begins to smile at the
student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you
making, young man?"
"Yes, professor. My point is, your
philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must
also be flawed."
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise
this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"
"You are working on
the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life
and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept
of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even
explain a thought."
"It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never
seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of
life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive
thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it."
"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they
evolved from a monkey?"
"If you are referring to the natural
evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."
"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes
where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and
cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion
has subsided.
"To continue the point you were making
earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."
The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the
class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into
laughter.
"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the
professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the
professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the
established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says
that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir."
"So if
science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the
student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an
eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."
"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith
exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as
evil?"
Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We
see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is
in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These
manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the
student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto
itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold,
a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create
evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love
present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or
the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor
sat down.
If you read it all the way through and had a smile on
your face when you finished, mail to your friends and family with the title =
God vs Science
really worth reading. You will see why!
No offense for Christian k ^^
A
science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let
me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of
philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to
stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes sir," the student says.
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do
anything?"
"Yes."
"Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil."
The professor grins
knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you.
Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him You can do it.
Would you help him? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if
you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."
The
student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My
brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to
heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
The
student remains silent.
"No, you can't, can you?" the
professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the
student time to relax.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God
good?"
"Er...yes," the student says.
"Is
Satan good?"
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."
"Then where does Satan come from?"
The student falters.
"From God"
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell
me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"
"Yes."
"So who created evil?" The professor
continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil
exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then
God is evil."
Again, the student has no answer. "Is there
sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they
exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet.
"Yes."
"So who created them?"
The student does
not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?"
There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front
of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto
another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"
The
student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."
The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to
identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"
"No sir. I've never seen Him."
"Then tell us if
you've ever heard your Jesus?"
"No, sir, I have not."
"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your
Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for
that matter?"
"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."
"Yet you still
believe in him?"
"Yes."
"According to the
rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God
doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"
"Nothing," the
student replies. "I only have my faith."
"Yes, faith," the
professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no
evidence, only faith."
The student stands quietly for a moment, before
asking a question of His own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."
"And is there such a thing as cold?"
"Yes, son, there's
cold too."
"No sir, there isn't."
The professor
turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes
very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even
more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or
no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458
degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than
the lowest -458 degrees."
"Every body or object is susceptible
to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or
matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of
heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of
heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because
heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of
it."
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom,
sounding like a hammer.
"What about darkness, professor.
Is there such a thing as darkness?"
"Yes," the professor replies
without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"
"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light,
but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness,
isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word."
"In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness
darker, wouldn't you?"
The professor begins to smile at the
student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you
making, young man?"
"Yes, professor. My point is, your
philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must
also be flawed."
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise
this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"
"You are working on
the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life
and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept
of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even
explain a thought."
"It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never
seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of
life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive
thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it."
"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they
evolved from a monkey?"
"If you are referring to the natural
evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."
"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes
where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and
cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion
has subsided.
"To continue the point you were making
earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."
The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the
class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into
laughter.
"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the
professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the
professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the
established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says
that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir."
"So if
science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the
student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an
eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."
"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith
exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as
evil?"
Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We
see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is
in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These
manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the
student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto
itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold,
a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create
evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love
present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or
the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor
sat down.
If you read it all the way through and had a smile on
your face when you finished, mail to your friends and family with the title =
God vs Science
Saturday, June 21
~~ Laugh it Out ~~
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
~~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
~~~~~~
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
~~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
~~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
~~~~~~~
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
~~~~~~~
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
' How long has what been going on?' said the man.
~~~~~~~~
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
~~~~~~~~
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